What can we destroy today?
-Wake up
-Brush Teeth
-Beat each other about the head
-Watch Blue’s Clues
-Recreate scenes from Finding Nemo in toilet with pages from Finding Nemo coloring book and Mommy’s favorite bubble bath.
-Test absorbency of new toilet paper brand by throwing entire roll in toilet.
-Paint toenails, toes, and most of calf using red dry erase marker.
-Practice writing alphabet on hardwood floor with dry erase marker.
-Beat each other about the head.
-Watch Caliou
-Make neighbor child cry.
-Gnaw on some tasty tree branches.
-Run into street and laugh at oncoming cars.
-Watch Super Why.
-Beat each other about the head.
-Terrorize postman by grabbing his hand when he tries to put mail through the slot.
-Shampoo each other’s hair with apple juice.
-Sprinkle juice on sheets, comforters and pillows to make them smell pretty.
-Decide kitty litter is actually sandbox, and a good place to hid matchbox cars.
-Bite Mommy when she tries to pull you away from kitty litter and cars.
-Pull Mommy’s favorite books from bookcase, assemble them into crude stairs, climb them to reach the dry erase marker Mommy has hidden on top of bookcase, and continue coloring fingernails and hands with dry erase marker.
-Pull stuffing from sofa pillows and toss it around living room to make it look like it’s snowing.
-Try to make snowman with pillow stuffing, using yogurt to help it stick upright.
-Make Mommy cry.
-Beat each other about the head with wet, apple juice soaked sheets pulled from laundry bin.
-Tell Mommy you don’t love her anymore, then try to give her eskimo kisses with snotty, runny nose.
-Greet Daddy when he comes home, snug in PJs and acting like perfect angels.
-Eat cookies Daddy has brought home as treat for good little children.
-Go to sleep.
